You know the type. The type of guys who make football a religion, think bombing brown people is patriotic, and eat cereal and beer. This is basically ever Fox News, Glenn Beck enthusiast. Football, Jesus, and making out with my guy friends. They think they’re macho, but really, they’re all super gay. It’s cool dude, we accept you, just come out of the closet. **CHEVY TRUCKS, CHEVY TRUCKS, CHEVY TRUCKS**