Nerds are meant to sit at the computer playing WOW and blogging for viral video sites (cough cough). We are not meant to jump around and try to dance. This is what happens when a fat nerd, like myself, tries something physical and risky. We’re better at virtual dancing such as DDR. A chubby geek master dressed as an Undead jumps a few times, trips on his own feet, and cannot get up. Broken leg. Ouch.