Who the hell is going to install a hunk of fake wood in their house to scratch their back. The man famous is 2009 for making a huge hoax saying his kid was in a weather balloon is trying to, I don’t know sell a piece of fake wood? What is he thinking? Spend $20 and ruin your house with a piece of fake wood made out of, as he says, ‘material.’ What material? This guy fails as a dad and as a sales man. He tries to use the same billy Mays attitude, but there’s only one Billy.