Fox really must be running out of things to complain about. A Seattle elementary school has changed the name of the annual Easter Egg Hunt to a Spring Sphere Hunt. Fox is of course livid, because, as the newswoman says, ‘First they came after “merry Christmas” now they are coming after Easter eggs!’

The newsman sounds even funnier complaining that we are teaching children the wrong shapes. Eggs aren’t spheres. You’re right, eggs aren’t spheres. And this isn’t news.