Vermin Supreme is a political satirist and his latest ‘speech’ for the 2012 presidency in New Hampshire was a doozy. Besides for making a law requiring people to brush their teeth, Vermin also promises to not fulfill any of his political promises. His puns and word play jokes are stage worthy. But the real reason why Supreme has a real chance this year is that he’s promising everyone their own pony! Both parties are now kicking themselves for not thinking of the pony entitlement plan first.