Everyone knows that Michael Bay is a fantastic explosives and demolition specialists, but his actual movie directing skills could use some work.

Even though it’s been five years, and there are two others out there now,  felt it was necessary to show us the real, and honest, trailer for Transformers.

The ‘new trailer‘ already has over 170,000 views, and is featured on PerezHilton, MSNNowTastefullyO, and .