With the American media getting all excited about the recent heat wave across the Midwest and East Coast, one weatherman in Virginia thought he would take things a step further. Instead of just reporting the up to triple digit temps, he reported on a volcano eruption in Charlottesville, Virginia and a hurricane that “will be deflected by Godzilla.” Temperatures hit up to 400 degrees! Best weather report ever!

And he does it all with such a straight face. He basically pulled off a perfect The Onion style faux weather report. If only all weather reports were done in satire, the ratings would be through the roof.