Nathan’s hot dogs goes together with New York City like PB & J. And for decades, Nathan’s has held a now famous and very traditional hot dog eating contest.

This year, Mayor Michael Bloomberg himself opened for the contest with the cheesiest, corniest, ‘pun-iest’ hot dog themed speech ever that has been published by 

Even the mayor himself seemed surprised by all the bad jokes, and at one point even asked, “Who wrote this sh*t?” causing the crowd to hoot and howl in laughter.