From the same geniuses who brought the web the faux Where’s Waldo: The Movie trailer, comes this latest you-wish-this-were-real trailer

After the Quaker Oats guy begins an attack on the sugar cereal world, Captain Crunch must amass a team of willing sugar cereal mascots to fight Oats before all cereal eventually becomes sugar-free.

The entire story is told in this just-for-fun trailer for Cereal Killers by AwesomenessTV.