Like so many Americans, Johnnynapalm2001 was terribly curious about the European-popular bathroom cleansing device called the bidet. But now that the shame and embarrassment of buying the toilet add-on in person can be circumvented with Amazon, he decided to live life on the edge and try it out. 

After a minute of troubleshooting, he finally successfully sprays himself. And of course, his reaction is priceless. “It knows! How does it know where to go?” he rhetorically questions after being hit directly. 

After testing out all the settings, he’s had enough. “Omg. I’m kinda shaking a little bit. That was weird. That was really weird.”

Yes, this is what the Internet was made for. The video has quickly gone viral today after being featured on Reddit