There’s absolutely nothing worse than sitting at your screen waiting for a video to load because something is wrong with your ISP.
When this super nerd’s web wouldn’t load, he called out, “I wish the Internet never existed!”
Amazingly, a (very old) genie computer appeared to grant his wish.
The nerd quickly found out that a world without the Internet is a terrible place. In the alternate web-less reality, he finds out that every morning, instead of waking up and immediately going online for a five hours, he would go jogging.
Instead of playing ‘with friends’ online, he would drive the whole 20 minutes to visit and play with friends… in real life. Gasp!