Joann Moser ‘claims’ her adorable two year old toddler woke in the middle of the night, not with the desire for a drink of water, but rather thirsting for his sister’s pillow pet. 

Apparently, the little guy is dexterous enough to pick a lock with a nail clippers. Of course, the video is fake, but that hasn’t stopped it from going viral, amassing over 70,000 hits, and appearing on DailyPicks, HuffPost, and DenverPost