All passionate Obama supporters know that they voted for Hope and Change in 2008 and even 2012. They were sick of all the evil wars and drone strikes by the George Bush.
But now that it is Obama who is pounding on the drums of war, Obama supporters find themselves in a serious state of ambivalence.
On one hand, they say they love peace and hate war, but on the other hand, the “Americans for Whatever Barack Obama Wants, did you know he’s friends with Jay-Z?” told them they have to support Obama no matter what.
Time to drop some peace bombs and peace cruise missiles in Syria. And don’t worry, all the tanks now run on bio-diesel and sunshine!
Drones that play the Lumineers? Best, most hipster war ever!!
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