New York City native puppet Johnny T of the popular muppet channel Glove and Boots has stepped forward to offer a helping hand to tourist visiting the Big Apple.  

All that touristy fluff you saw in the movies? Ya, don’t do that. Take advantage of the real New York and the amazing food. Please don’t eat at Red Lobster in Times Square.

What’d you fly all the way here and pay four times the usual rate for your hotel if you’re going to eat the same garbage you eat at home? 

Also, get out of the way!