Conan is back to again demonstrate how pathetic local news has become. Instead of making their own stories, they all simply take the same story, word for word, from a bulk ‘news’ aggregate to feed to the masses. 

This time, Conan put together this compilation of countless local news readers from across the country repeating the same cheesy introductory line for a Christmas present ‘story.’

“It’s OK, you can admit it if you’ve bought an item or two or ten for yourself.”

At first it’s funny. Then sad. Then funny again. Then simply ridiculous.