This outrageous ‘news’ report by reporter Jason Handman for Cleveland’s Action New 19 was posted in May, but has just resurfaced online. 

Cleveland has a very special late night superhero who roams the streets downtown. No, he doesn’t fight crime. Instead, he fights boring parties.

Instead of a cape and mask, he wears boisterous 1950’s suits.

He’s the king of Cleveland nightlife. He is Superpimp!