Godzilla is terrifying. In the movies of course. But let’s be clear: he’s not real! Sadly, Jimmy Kimmel was able to find a slew of people on the streets of Hollywood who weren’t quite sure how fictional Godzilla is for his Lie Witness News segment. Worse, after making fools of themselves, they gave ABC the rights to show their ridiculous interviews on national television.

Again, Godzilla–not real. These people who think he actually is real–real.