“What do you want to do for Father’s Day?” is the question countless dads will be insincerely asked next weekend. They know they have no say in the matter. They’re going to brunch early in the morning to wait 45 minutes for cold eggs, soggy bacon, and stale bread, and then head to the mall to shop all day for stuff they neither want or can afford.

This one dad can only imagine in this music video what he would actually like to do for his big day.