The Useless Duck Company is appropriately named as they make extremely useless and crazy inventions that nobody ever asked for. Their latest invention is a very useless, and extremely dangerous, toilet paper dispenser machine. An electric motor turns the toilet paper roll so a few squares come down, and then a terrifying butcher’s cleaver slashes the toilet paper to not-so-elegantly tear it off the roll. Ya, this might be just a little bit dangerous.