Years ago there were carbonated soft drinks, juice, and water. That was about it. But today, the beverage market is bursting at the seams with ‘sports drinks.’ How are they any different than any other soda? Well they’re typically flat, contain a lot more sodium, and usually have a sprinkle of vitamins in them. Cracked imagines what a sports drink commercial would look like if they were more honest in this parody commercial.