Actor and comedian Nick Offerman has become one of the Internet’s unofficial experts on masculinity and manhood. Just look at that mustache! Nick is playing a very heavy man in the play A Confederacy of Dunces, so to pack on the pounds, he’s been able to do what most of us dream of. He gets to pig out on all of his favorite dishes. While visiting Jimmy Fallon, Nick showed the audience his very serious, and very delicious, regiment of fatty meats. Cue Homer Simpson drool.