We’ve all seen those commercials while watching TV at 3 in the morning. Those commercials for a kitchen gadget that not only looks super cool, but apparently can help you lose weight, and is even dishwasher safe. Inevitably, when it finally arrives it breaks on the first use and you never use it again. To save you some time and money, The Daily Dot asked Food Network star Alton Brown to review some awful and dumb kitchen gadgets found on Amazon.