Divorce is never easy, but German Der Juli is taking the end of his 12 year relationship little bit differently than most. Realizing that he would have to part with half of his assets, he decided to get a leg up on the courts and literally cut all of his things in half in anticipation. According to Google Translate, he says in German: “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura! You’ve really earned half. Greetings also to my successor.” Ouch.

He even set up an Ebay store to sell his halves, which include half of a flat screen, half of a teddy bear, and even half of a car. This video has gone viral with over 2.5 million views!